Lkhwaf

Hada galik 1 l Khwaf KAnt 3ndo 20 DH ghadi bach i chri l7chich . howa i chof LAraf o howa i rmi dik 20 DH ... lol

LMO3lim m3a tlaba

Hada galik 1 l mO3lim ghadi f tri9 jat 3ndo wa7éd Tlaba galt lih : Chi 7aja n far7o biha lolidat. Galiha : Goli lihom ma 9ariénch ghda ... lol

l7mar VS lmercedess

hada wa7ad jay man france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek 3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(à gauche)" galou moul al7mar balaklou rah baghi idobal...

Lostad f Ktama

Hada galik 1 losstad ia llah tkhrej o 3inouh f ktama , Mcha a sidi i temma bda tai 9ri tlamed chuia Galihom Man 9atala 7amza , o homa i Golo lih wallah ma 7na a wasstad wallah ma7na ... o galihom awdi rah hi ders Jawbo galo lih wallah ma7na a wastad . lostad tl3 lih dem o hez chkarto omcha 3nd l Modir Galih awdi rah had tlamed sowalnahom Chkon 9tel 7amza Bdaw tai golo lia machi 7na ach hadchi ... o Howa i Golih l Modir wa daba chkiti fia ana ach hadchi a wastad hahaha

Ngafa

Hadi wahed negafa darateha darssa, mechat 3nd tebib, galiha ina darssa darrak alalla, galetlih "haaaaaaaaaaaaaahiyaaaaaaaaaaa"

Lbouta

Galek hada wahed a sidi m3amrou ma 3ref lbouta wahed nhar tzawej ou kaltlou mratou sir jib bouta ou 7chem ygoulha chnou hya L bouta ou mcha 3end mol L7anout ou galih ara lia chi bouta ou galih mol l 7anout ou fina howa L khawi galihla radi nechrebha hna ... xD

Lberkani l Mtower

1 al barkani ja lmrakch ouhouwa bda kaychouf f wahad l'hotel fih bazaf nta3 les etages chafah wahad lmrakchi ouhouwa 3arfo bli barkani ouja l3ando ougalih ila kounti katchouf f 1er etages tkalas 100dh ilaf 2em tkalass 200dh... houwa kan kaychouf f 4em etages ougalih ana rani nchouf ri f 2em etage oukhalas 200dh kimcha l barkan bka farhan koudam shabou sowloh shabou galihoum ana hchitha lwahad lmrakchi ana kounte kanchouf f 4em etages oukalaste ri 200dh... hahaha